Exciting news! This white man experienced the best new taste sensation today at Highpoint Shopping Centre. Quite simply, it is the best milk shake he has ever encountered and it came courtesy of SHAKEAWAY. No, we're not talking glorified topping flavours like chocolate, vanilla, caramel or that sham of a flavour blue heaven. No, these shakes are real heaven with the largest assortment of flavours and ingredients imaginable. Today, this white man enjoyed a regular Turkish Delight shake (made with skim milk of course!) and it was the best! Just a Fry's Turkish Delight bar in a blender with ice-cream and milk and the rest is history. But check out some of these other shake options: after dinner mints shake, apple pie shake, banana custard donut shake, cadbury creme egg (at easter only) shake, caramel popcorn shake, coco pops shake, custard tart shake, ferrero roche shake, fruit tingles shake and the list goes on...and on...and on! Honesty, there is not a type of biscuit, breakfast cereal, snack or confectionary item that is not on their list! It's ridiculous, but it's soooo good! But don't just take my word for it - check them out for yourself at http://www.shakeaway.com/ and prepare to salivate!
And as five young gay men who called themselves the Village People once proudly proclaimed;
Do the shake
do the sha-a-ake
Do the milkshake, the milkshake,
Do the shake!
What more need this white man say...Oh yeah!
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